We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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