Your tits are I can't wait for
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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