I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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