it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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