It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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