Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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