There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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