in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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