i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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