im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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