hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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