going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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