She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just made out with a guy for $7.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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