i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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