I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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