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i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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