I cockslap morals
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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