it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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