Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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