I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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