can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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