Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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