I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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