We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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