You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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