Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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