I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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