Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ugly people sure do ruin things
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and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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