Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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