your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How does it feel to date your dad?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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