I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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