? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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