Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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