I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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