WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
