Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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