it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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