Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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