Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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