Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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