i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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