This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
whose parrot is this?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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