whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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