I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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