You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
This is classic penis vs brain.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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