i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
did i just pee glitter
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.