would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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