if you like me you must not know who I am
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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