thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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