I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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