i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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