The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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