Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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