I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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