is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
