oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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